What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?